Spending a week on the beach at present which is very nice and relaxing, so thank you for asking. This also of course affords the opportunity to examine ones soul, contemplate the deeper meanings of life and learn a few more truisms in the process.

Take the fact I discovered for myself today in fact. There is surely only one thing in the known universe that carries with it the sense of wonder that such a thing is possible, the sheer fascination that means you are unable to take your glance away even for a single second linked with the overwhelming tide of mortal fear that things are going to end in a disaster which will result in you running back to the hotel to google for ways to wash your brain clean.

Only one thing can combine all these emotions into one – the sight of two middle aged ladies changing into swimwear underneath towels that are just the wrong side of small.