Major Miscarriage

I’ve met Charles Ingram, the infamous “coughing major” on two occasions when he’s come into the office to be interviewed. The first was on a Sunday afternoon not long after he was convicted of cheating to try to win Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, the second as a guest…

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Nourishing Mother

It is generally only Americans who are obsessed with the idea of continually paying homage to the educational establishments which shaped you. Their culture and literature is replete with references to the alma mater and how one is forever deined by where you went to school or college and what…

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I Have Nothing

What, nothing to say? No, perish the thought, far from it. Just you know, life and stuff gets in the way at times. To answer any burning questions that may or may not be roasting the minds of anyone visiting this dark corner though: The 2013 edition of the Top…

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Sausage Cottage

Just an average kind of day in South East London then. This morning I prised myself out of bed at a slightly more ridiculous hour than I am comfortable with, propelled myself to the bathroom, noted how great I look in the morning and prepared for work. Being a Sunday,…

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A True Shelf Filler

Quite frankly, if every iThing owner took their cue from this man, neither Apple nor I would have much to concern ourselves with in the future.   @ChartUpdate just purchased my first EVER iBook! pic.twitter.com/UVDQZWXNHD — John Cooper (@feelgoodincboy) September 27, 2013

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Jump On It!

When two of your favourite things in the world collide it can be a wonderful thing. “Nuts and Gum – together at last” proclaimed Homer Simpson once in a celebration of a most unlikely pairing. I make no secret or apologise for having a man crush on Justin Timberlake, a…

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