It’s Easter 1989 For Real – Part Three

Yes, I suck at planning important things like finding time to write over bank holidays. With apologies to all those hanging on in suspense for the final part of the Easter Sunday chart of 1989, here comes the Top 10, as revealed on Radio One on March 26th 1989.

10: Kon Kan – I Beg Your Pardon

The one and only UK hit single for a duo from Canada who spent the late 80s having a series of moderately successful hits in their native land. An incredibly cleverly made tune and in a sense quite innovative for its day, ‘I Beg Your Pardon’ was an otherwise original hit song but with the selling point of being based around a direct sample of the chorus of ‘Rose Garden’, an old C&W hit for Lynn Anderson which had been a Number 3 hit for the star back in 1971. Whilst much was made of the Anderson connection, a more detailed analysis of the track reveals that it borrows from a variety of old disco hits to create the disctinct aural collage which set this single apart from just about any of its contemporaries. Really the huge shame was that Kon Kan had nothing else to match it, their follow-up single ‘Harry Houdini’ missing the charts altogether and leaving them one hit wonders on what is in truth an all but forgotten 80s classic.

9: Bananarama/LaNaNeeNeeNooNoo – Help!

Having been launched in 1986 with a charity concert and most famously the Cliff Richard and the Young Ones remake of his own ‘Living Doll’, the Comic Relief charity expanded its operations rapidly during the late 1980s. The first ever Red Nose Day took place in February 1988 and was so much of a runaway success that the demand for the small plastic probosces far outstripped supply, leading Blue Peter to suggest manfuacturing your own out of cut up egg cartons. I shit you not.

12 months later the event was back again, this time with slightly more in the way of pre-preparation and an adequate supply of nasal appendages to go around. To accompany the event, this single was released, continuing the theme set by both ‘Living Doll’ and the 1987 festive single ‘Rocking Around The Christmas Tree’ in merrily dicking about with a classic old hit. Taking on The Beatles for comic purposes was fraught with danger, so this cover version was perhaps slightly more respectful of the original than had previously been the case. Bananarama played their part perfectly straight, leaving the comedy parts from French and Saunders to the gaps in between the verses. Odd in a way then, this was perhaps the least deliberately comic comedy record ever released, but it made little difference to the chart prospects of the single as it made a comfortable Number 3 in early March just in time for the charity telethon. The producers of the track were Stock/Aitken/Waterman at what was essentially the height of their effortless hitmaking powers, making this one of no less than four of their creations to be propping up this week’s Top 10.

8: Reynolds Girls – I’d Rather Jack

…this of naturally being the second. Was there ever a one-off hit single which was the subject of so much critical analysis and so ingrained into pop mythology as this record? The Reynolds Girls are a quite extraordinary story simply because the way they are remembered and the reaction to them is almost totally at odds with the number of records they actually sold during their brief flowering of fame.

Here’s how it works. Liverpudlian-Irish sisters Linda and Aisling were plucked from obscurity by Peter Waterman after picketing his weekend local radio show with dogged determination and handed over to the SAW hit factory for grooming and the recording of their first single. Coming off the back of events such as the 1989 Brit awards which had almost totally ignored mainstream pop music in favour of showering gongs on superannuated rock acts, the Reynolds Girls were seen as the perfect empty vessel into which the producers could pour their pent up rage at an industry which was going out of its way to belittle and ignore the legacy of music they were hard at work creating. Hence ‘I’d Rather Jack’ is a musical polemic wrapped up in a bubbly little pop record. The teenage girls rail against the music industry and radio stations like Radio One, pouting at musical snobbery and openly questioning the age and tastes of music radio presenters – to whit “why the DJ on my favourite station/is always more than twice the age of me”. Acts such as Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones and Dire Straits were namechecked as the kind of thing their generation did not want to hear (cynics noted that the likes of Paul McCartney and The Beatles were not dissed, thanks to Pete Waterman’s long standing desire to produce for his musical hero). The instantly rather annoying single went Top 10 and the teenage duo were all over Smash Hits and the like, full of excitement over the journey of fame they were embarking on.

Except that the fame never materialised. For some reason they were held up for ridicule by more credible parts of the press, even after just one single. Never mind that the words were not their own but those of a trio of thirty and forty-something producers. The song was arrogant, presumptuous and incredibly annoying despite the uncomfortable truths expressed in the lyrics. Suddenly the Reynolds Girls were the embodiment of everything that was wrong with plastic pop, and more highbrow writers sneered at the fact that these young upstarts were poking fun at acts with far more talent than they had. Plans for a second single were cancelled and the whole project never went any further, accounts as to why varying from Waterman sacking the girls for going on holiday rather than recording, to the more logical explanation that attempting to make further records with the pair would be an exercise in futility. To this day, ‘I’d Rather Jack’ is held up as a musical nadir despite, lest we forget, being a Top 10 hit. Over the years, the story of what actually happened to the Reynolds Girls spiralled into ever greater heights of ludicrousness. For years the rumour that one of the duo had died in childbirth, giving the whole tale an irresistibly tragic edge, circulated on newsgroups and messageboards until it was cheerfully debunked.

Tracking down an online copy of this one was tricky. The track resurfaced in 12-inch form on the Stock Aitken Waterman ‘Gold’ compilation a couple of years back but the collection isn’t in any online stores. Paging YouTube, where at least we get to see just how much the pair and their insane dancing screamed “annoying”.

7: Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine – Can’t Stay Away From You

An interesting one this as it was the single that marked the final phase in the transformation of Gloria Estefan from chubby singer of the Miami Sound Machine to sophisticated solo artist, in spite of the fact that she continued to record and perform with the same musicians throughout. ‘Can’t Stay Away From You’ actually appeared on the final Miami Sound Machine album ‘Anything For You’ and had been its first single release back in May 1988 only to bomb out well short of the Top 75. Several hit singles later it was reactivated and became a comfortable Top 10 hit and in the process began the phasing out of the Miami Sound Machine Brand. Officially credited to her and the group both on the single and in chart lsitings, all the marketing for it suggested that this should be considered a solo single, nothing less. Not the greatest record or most memorable Miami Sound Machine single ever then, but it served as an advert for what we could expect from Gloria Estefan’s first “solo” album ‘Cuts Both Ways’ when it emerged later that summer.

6: Guns N Roses – Paradise City

The journey of Guns ‘N’ Roses from cult rock press heroes to multi million selling mainstream stars had been a long and slow one. Their first single had been ‘Welcome To The Jungle’ which made Number 67 as far back as October 1987 but even after they had made a Top 40 breakthrough in 1988 with ‘Sweet Child O’ Mine’ and a re-release of their first single, they had landed no higher than Number 24 on the charts. The success of ‘Paradise City’ in the spring of 1989 was therefore a rather pleasant surprise, entering just outside the Top 20 and then swiftly rocketing into the Top 10. GnR had arrived as mainstream stars to finally justify the hype they had been receiveing up to that point. and within months ‘Sweet Child O’ Mine’ had also been re-released and attained the Top 10 position its status as a classic deserved. My own memories of ‘Paradise City’ centre around seeing the video on the original ITV Chart Show. The programme featured pop-up info boxes about each single played which traditionally appeared during the instrumental of each track. Of course the only instrumental break in ‘Paradise City’ appears at roughly ten seconds in, resulting in the Chart Show infoboxes making a premature appearance every time the single was aired. To think I wondered why girls wouldn’t talk to me.

5: Soul II Soul – Keep On Movin’

Sacred cow slaughtering time. I absolutely hated Soul II Soul. They made dull, plodding, unbelievably tedious records that you couldn’t even dance to even if you wanted to. Back in 89 however Jazzie B and posse were treated as the musical second coming, the rebirth of British cool and a brand that could take them to the 21st century such was the way their music was ahead of its time. The summer of ‘Back To Life’ and the presumptuously titled album ‘Club Classics Vol.1’ clogging up the top of the charts was still to come, in the meantime this was their debut hit with Caron Wheeler handling lead vocal duties just as she would on the summertime smash. This wasn’t a bad record as such, but to ears schooled on the frantic noise of the Acid House craze of the winter just passed, this more mellow form of floor-filling came across as nothing more than crashingly dull.

4: Paula Abdul – Straight Up

During the halftime show of the 2008 Super Bowl, Paula Abdul (by then rather better known as a TV talent show judge) attempted what turned out to be a rather ill-fated musical comeback. Nonetheless, when her performance commenced with a quick blast of the opening bars of the title track of her debut album ‘Forever Your Girl’, there was a good reason why the crowd greeted it with warm cheers. For a brief period in the early 90s, the former cheerleader (and lest we forget the lady who taught Michael Jackson most of his best moves) was one of the hottest stars in America, the resultant buzz spreading to most of Europe at the same time. True, on the face of it she had a rather thin voice and somewhat unusual exotic looks, but virtually every one of her singles flew to the top of the US charts in an era before Mariah Carey redefined the words “foregone conclusion”. The UK release of her debut hit gave her an easy Top 5 hit single to launch the expert choreographer as a chart star in this country as well. Several more hits would follow over the next few years, her most famous offering being ‘Opposites Attract’ which would wind up as a Number 2 hit in early 1990. Her comeback single may have been pitifully bad, and her judging contributions on American Idol and US X Factor bordering on the bizarre at best, but two decades ago she was touted as a real challenger to Madonna’s crown as the Queen of pop and most importantly had the massive sales to back the claim up.

3: Donna Summer – This Time I Know It’s For Real

So you are a one time disco star who is ten years removed from the hits that made you famous. Your last album ‘All Systems Go’ was released to rather a muted reception yet you did squeeze out a hit single from it in the UK, ‘Dinner With Gershwin’ which at least served to show to the world that you are still around and still able to perform. What is your next move? In Donna Summer’s case it was to hook up with (you guess it) Stock/Aitken/Waterman who lavished loving attention upon the fallen star, handing her an entire album of some of the best songs they ever wrote together. The lead single was the sparkling and instantly appealing ‘This Time I Know It’s For Real’ which not only hit Top 3 here but also gave her a Top 10 single back home in America for the first time in very many years. Its status as a classic is open to some argument as it can hardly stand as the greatest ever work of a performer who fronted ‘I Feel Love’ and ‘Love To Love You Baby’, two of the greatest disco records ever made. Putting such contextual concerns to one side however, and the single is actually a pop masterpiece, three and a half minutes of genuine uplifting joy and a towering example of just how good Stock, Aitken and Waterman could get when they were properly motivated and had a genuine superstar to craft music for.

2: Jason Donovan – Too Many Broken Hearts

For this week however the Donna Summer single was still being outsold by another SAW track, one which had spent time at the top of the charts and which had established the Australian actor once and for all as a mjaor pop name. The release of this single was essentially the relaunch of Jason Donovan’s musical career after it was felt necessary to press the reset button and move on from earlier mistakes. Although his first single with the trio ‘Nothing Can Divide Us’ had been a respectable enough Top 10 hit in the Autumn of 1988 it was clear that the style of song was wrong for him and that a whole album of similar material would be to underplay his teen idol strengths. After the distraction of the inevitably Kylie duet ‘Especially For You’ which had topped the chart earlier in the year, ‘Too Many Broken Hearts’ was a bold chart-topping statement to the nation (or at least the pre-pubsescent female part of it) that this was the Jason Donovan pop star they were expected to love. Now I’ll be honest with you here, even at the time I firmly believed that ‘Too Many Broken Hearts’ would one day be regarded as one of the greatest pop records of the 80s. Of course people sneered due to the SAW link but it was the epitome of a mainstream classic – sunshine lyrics, a sentiment that everyone could relate to and the obligatory singalong chorus. Looking back it was a naïve view, of course nobody would ever regard a manufactured single by an Australian soap star as a musical high point, but it just goes to show the danger of dismissing the music simply because of who is fronting it or who wrote and produced it. It is not a belittlement surely to argue that late 80s pop never got any better than this. ‘Too Many Broken Hearts’ remains nothing short of awesome – even if the PWL Records catalogue is for now absent from Spotify and I’m reduced to showing you the video.

1: Madonna – Like A Prayer

Whether she meant it or not, shock and outrage appeared to follow Madonna around wherever she went. During the early years of her singing career whatever outrage she caused tended to be confined to the lyrical content of her records, whether it was the censor-baiting ambiguity of ‘Like A Virgin’ or allegations that she was encouraging underage pregnancies with ‘Papa Don’t Preach’.

After spending 1987 working on and promoting her latest rather woeful movie ‘Who’s That Girl’ and spending 1988 trying her hand at acting in the Broadway play “Speed The Plow” she needed to make an entirely new impact to draw attention to her brand new album and her latest development as a performer. It was time then to confront head on the Catholic faith which had formed such an important part of her upbringing and given her the the distinctive name that she traded on.

Musically speaking the track ‘Like A Prayer’ wasn’t actually all that controversial. Whilst the lyrics of the song which drew a parallel between religious and sexual ecstacy might have had the potential to cause some degree of offence if anyone paid close enough attention, it was the visual accompaniment which had certain sections of the more conservatively minded American press calling for her excommunication. ‘Like A Prayer’ was debuted several weeks before release as the soundtrack to a multi-million dollar TV commercial for Pepsi, which as the clip below demonstrates was itself promoted as something akin to the second coming.

The advert itself wasn’t all that controverisial, but it was famously aired just a handful of times before the drinks giant took fright, pulled it from all airings and told Madonna to keep her money. They took fright at the potential backlash from what emerged as the actual video for the ‘Like A Prayer’ single.

Like all such outrages, much of the fuss about the video was based on a simple misunderstanding. The black “Jesus figure” which Madonna kisses and embraces in the video was actually the animated statue of a Catholic saint, representing Madonna’s guilt over her silence which had caused an innocent man to be accused of a murder. One doesn’t have to be particularly religious to note that the storyline is simply that of her finding redemption at the hands of a gospel choir and eventually doing the right thing and testifying to secure the release of the imprisoned victim.

Imagery aside, it was hard to fault the music itself. An immediate and perhaps inevitable Number One, ‘Like A Prayer’ still holds up as one of her best singles, especially as it marked her desire to move away from the conventional dance-pop singles with which she had made her name into rather more exotic musical avenues. Notable at the time for being one of the first Madonna singles you couldn’t properly dance to (James Hamilton’s BPM calculator in Record Mirror almost throwing a fit as the song dropped to zero during every single verse), the version you sometimes hear in retro clubs today is the remix that appeared on the Immaculate Collection hits compilation rather than the original single mix but both stand firm as one of her best singles of the era and a small clue that the chubby twenty five year old who exploded into superstardom in the mid-80s was maturing as an artist in full control of her destiny and unafraid to innovate at every single turn. As a final footnote, the single famously featured on its b-side the track ‘Act Of Contrition’ which also closed out the ‘Like A Prayer’ album. On it Madonna attempts to check into heaven accompanied by a wail of guitar feedback, the track ending with her shrilly insisting “I have a reservation. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S NOT ON THE COMPUTER?”

With that, we draw this Top 40 show to a close, taking time perhaps to note the achievement of Ian Brownhill of Oxford who was the winner of the Top 3 prediction competition on the show that week and so won himself a copy of the entire Top 40 singles, making him the luckiest man in the world until the invention of Spotify when we can all virtually “own” our own copy of many of them. That’s technology for you.

Did you know the original posting of this recap never included the packshot? Time to correct that now.

 

It’s Easter 1989 For Real – Part Two

There is a family photo which adorns the dining room of my parents house back in Yorkshire. Taken on a family day out during the Easter holidays in 1989, it serves as an eternal reference point of that particular time every time I come home. I’m 15 years old, looking fresh faced and bright, with a quiff of blonde hair whilst next to me my just turned 13 sister is beaming proudly with a mouth full of teeth braces. I was staring down the barrel of a summer of exam stress as I approached GCSE time, so that holiday was one last release of pressure before the hard work (or so it felt at the time) truly began.

So we should continue to wallow in the nostalgia of the soundtrack of that time. Here is the middle section of the singles chart as unveiled by Radio One on Easter Sunday 1989.

19: Chanelle – One Man

As I mentioned in the first part, 1989 was the spring of Deep House, and years before the name meant “Big Brother contestant turned reality TV star” Chanelle was the one hit wonder who sang this rather joyful four minutes of magic, a track which one would expect to be regarded as something of a classic but which remains rather off the radar to all but those of us with a dedicated memory of those times. Chanelle hailed from New Jersey and was part of the same music scene which spawned the likes of Adeva, Frankie Knuckles and David Morales yet this single confines her to one hit wonder status. In spite of massive club popularity the track only wound up as a Number 16 hit but still provoked enough memories in people to be revived in a rather disrespectful remix five years later. When I originally wrote this recap back in 2008 I bemoaned the fact that it was incredibly hard to find, a situation now happily rectified by a veritable blizzard of YouTube uploads, of which this is probably the best quality.

17: Alyson Williams – Sleep Talk

Does anything inspire great R&B records any better than a wronged woman? Alyson Williams was the daughter of famed bandleader Bobby Booker and broke into the music business in the mid-80s, quickly carving out a reputation as the guest singer of choice. Her brief foray into chart stardom came thanks to the album ‘Raw’ which spawned four chart singles for her in Britain during the course of 1989. ‘Sleep Talk’ was the first of these, peaking here this week at Number 17 after a steady five week climb. What made this single so outstanding is the tale the lyrics weave, it quickly becoming clear that the singer is ranting at the sleeping form of her man whose nocturnal mutterings have revealed his infidelity. Halfway through he wakes up and starts sweet talking her only for her to give him both barrels. “I always thought/Now I know/You’re just a low down so-and-so.” What’s not to love? Apart from the major pisser that you can’t find the track on Spotify, naturally.

16: Pat And Mick: I Haven’t Stopped Dancing Yet

When I moved to London at the turn of the decade, it was with some joy that I tuned in to Capital Radio and discovered that their annual “Help A London Child” appeal was still running. Back in the 80s, the only reason those of us in the provinces were aware of it was thanks to a muti-year run of charity hit singles released by then daytime stalwarts Pat Sharp and Mick Brown. They were all fun covers of disco classics helmed by (who else) Stock, Aitken and Waterman. ‘Let’s All Chant’ was the first in 1988 (strangely enough credited to Mick and Pat) which wound up a Number 11 hit. ‘…Dancing Yet’ was the second, reversing the credits and winding up in the Top 10 just in time for the appeal to hit its height. The charity singles continued into the 90s with diminishing returns, but if nothing else the spectacle of the Radio One DJs hosting Top Of The Pops having to introduce their crosstown rivals was worth it for the price of admission alone. I got to meet Mick Brown briefly when he did shows at talkSPORT a few years ago, but at the time didn’t dare bring up the subject of his brief sojurn as a pop star. It’s like Pat Sharp’s mullet, some things are maybe best left to history.

15: Coldcut featuring Lisa Stansfield – People Hold On

Looking back this was actually quite the chart for people who had spent the previous year hitless and who were finally breaking through. The former teenage presenter of Razzmatazz was supposed to have launched her chart career as one third of Blue Zone, Lisa being the lead singer alongside musicians Andy Morris and her future husband Ian Devaney. After releasing a series of flop singles and a little-noticed album ‘Big Thing’ in 1988, the group were busy considering their options when Lisa was invited by Coldcut to supply vocals for their latest single, the followup to ‘Doctorin’ The House’ and ‘Stop This Crazy Thing’. The energetic house track duly became a smash (thanks, I seem to remember, to relentless promotion by this weeks stand-in chart host Goodier who had a major Lisa Stansfield fixation and used his weekend breakfast shows to plug the record to death). Instantly the label had their problem solved for them with flop act Blue Zone now transformed into a marketable brand centred around their lead singer. Devaney and Morris stuck around, but their records were now “Lisa Stansfield” and commercial paydirt (and a Number One hit with ‘All Around The World’) followed. As a footnote of course ‘People Hold On’ was revivied a decade later as one of the first ever mash-up hits, her vocals merged nicely by Dirty Rotten Scoundrels with Armand Van Helden’s ‘Professional Widow’ which returned the single to Number 4 in early 1997.

14: Bobby Brown – Don’t Be Cruel

In ’89, New Jack Swing was about to change the way America viewed soul music for the next six years. In former New Edition singer Bobby Brown, producers Jam and Lewis found the perfect muse and for a while he was one of the hottest stars in America. ‘Don’t Be Cruel’ had actually been released in 1988 in this country but had missed the Top 40 despite enormous success back home. After ‘My Prerogative’ reversed his chart fortunes and became a January hit, the earlier single was reactivated and duly charged into the Top 20. Back in ’89 my own personal weakness was for R&B hits that had a rap break in the middle and ‘Don’t Be Cruel’ pressed all those buttons perfectly in a manner which would sound cheesy in this day and age but which at the time made it one of the coolest singles ever. His biggest hits and “Mr Whitney Houston” notoriety were still several years in the future.

13: The Bangles – Eternal Flame

Amazing though it may sound now, with both this record and indeed the song itself now firmly established as one of the most famous power ballads of the late 80s, there was a time when Billy Steinberg and Tom Kelly’s most famous composition was at risk from not even charting at all. ‘Eternal Flame’ had been released in Britain at the start of February but with the last Bangles single ‘In Your Room’ having been little more than a minor mid-table hit at the end of the previous year, they weren’t exactly a priority for either promotion or airplay. I can distinctly remember hearing the track aired on the radio whilst on the school bus home during the half term that year, falling in love with it instantly and then watching with ever increasing dismay as it failed to materialise inside the Top 40 as the weeks went by. Let’s not be coy about this, had the heartbreakingly beautiful song passed the public completely by there would have been something badly wrong with the world. Gradually though the odd bit of airplay continued as producers dropped it into running orders, buoyed by the fact that the track was slowly but surely turning into a smash hit back in America. Little by little the sales grew but it still took no less than eight weeks for the single to finally penetrate the Top 40. Just as the Jennifer Rush classic ‘Power Of Love’ had proved four years earlier, a play on the chart show was actually all a classic in the making needed. Once the single had indeed penetrated the Top 40 there was virtually no stopping it and within a month it was Numbe One. On the chart this week, ‘Eternal Flame’ was the highest climber, charging up 20 places in a manner which strongly suggested there was only one place it was going to end up. I didn’t actually find the Atomic Kitten cover version a few years back all that offensive, but in truth it is unlikely that any other version would be able to top the original for emotion, production and sheer popular impact. This was the defining moment of the Bangles’ career and arguably one of the most iconic hits of its era.

12: Sam Brown – Stop

Another from the “was a flop in ’88” pile, the debut single for Sam, the daughter of sixties star Joe Brown had seen massive airplay for this powerful track fail to turn into the hoped for sales as it limped to an incredibly disappointing Number 52 in June 1988. Undaunted, her label tried again the following spring and this time managed to hit chart paydirt. ‘Stop’ duly became a March 1989 Number 4 smash hit, even if it did eventually turn out to be as good as she would get as a solo star with none of her subsequent singles quite living up to the impact of her first. Sam Brown’s promotion of the successfully re-released ‘Stop’ was particularly notable thanks to her blonde hair which was cut into a short bob for the filming of the video but which in the intervening period she had grown out to shoulder length. She thus performed the single on TOTP and other outlets sporting a strikingly different image to that which she had in the video – something that would be unthinkable these days.

11: Fuzzbox – International Rescue

Our final stop before the Top 10 is perhaps the most fascinating one of all, a record which essentially told two tales. On the surface of it, Fuzzbox were the guilty pleasure of 1989, four girls in a band who sang radio-friendly pop singles such as the summertime smash ‘Pink Sunshine’ and this earlier single, a thundering rock tribute to the Thunderbirds. On the other hand, the record marked for many a rather disgraceful sellout. Fuzzbox started out as post-punk band We’ve Got A Fuzzbox And We’re Going To Use It, formed of four Birmingham schoolfriends whose musical talents were minimal at best, but who gathered quite the following on the indie scene in 1986 thanks to a string of records that were fun, noisy and clearly not to be taken seriously. Their one and only Top 40 hit single in their first incarnation was ‘Love Is The Slug’ which crept to Number 31 in November 1986. Then they signed to a major label and were effectively turned into glamorous puppets, all but barred from the studio for the making of “their” big label debut ‘Big Bang’ which thus demonstrated a musical competence and commercial ear which had been strikingly lacking on their earlier work. Pop groups being an artificial creation of managers or marketeers are nothing new, but Fuzzbox were possibly a unique example of a group who had formed on their own terms and indeed made records in that manner only to sell their souls for the sake of a proper payday. The howls of disgust from longtime fans were loud and long but ultimately it hardly mattered what they thought. The pages of Smash Hits came calling and the singles flew up the charts regardless. Whether you saw them as sell-outs or superstars, the commercial reward was more than satisfactory, even if the ‘International Rescue’ video had to be a rather incongruous Barbarella spoof as director Adrian Edmondson couldn’t secure the rights for the girls to portray the Thunderbirds in line with the lyrics of the song.

And on that note we must pause once more before re-living a rather special Top 10 countdown. The Spotify playlist is once again up to date with all the songs featured so far, including the handful from the Top 20 countdown which weren’t included on the badly overrunning chart show.

It’s Easter 1989 For Real – Part One

OK, now this is something of a cheat. This recap of the Easter Sunday chart from 1989 was first published here four years ago, but was done as one of the first retrospective chart recaps I’d done, hence the style was still to settle down properly. As one of my favourite old Top 40 shows from years gone past, I thought it deserved a slightly more in depth treatment, so in the absence of any completely new material here is a revised reworking of that original posting.

As ever the premise remains the same, this isn’t a complete rundown of every song on the singles chart, taking instead as a reference point the tape of the Radio One Top 40 show from the Sunday in question – March 26th 1989. The original version of this piece was written in the days before Spotify, so it is now possible to go back and compile as close a playlist as possible of the tracks from the chart, with the added bonus of including the songs that weren’t played in what was then a two hour format of the chart show.

Let us now set the time machine back to March 1989. To set the scene, the news was dominated by the Exxon Valdez vomiting oil over half of Alaska, two scientists mistakenly believed they had discovered how to perform cold fusion and earlier that day Nigel Mansell had won the Brazilian Grand Prix. Oh yes, and Bruno Brookes had the weekend off, so Mark Goodier was doing his usual safe pair of hands deputising job.

40: Yello – Of Course I’m Lying

Quite how electronic geniuses Yello are little more than one hit wonders in this country remains something of a mystery. Few will disagree that Dieter and Boris sowed the seeds of modern day dance music, pioneering the idea that you can take a collection of sounds thrown together seemingly at random and create music from them. Their unique selling point however is that their records weren’t just bits of other people’s work thrown together in a new order but instead rhythms and instrumentation that they had created themselves, chopped up and sampled. ‘Of Course I’m Lying’ stands as their second and final Top 40 hit in this country, the third single from their 1988 album ‘Flag’ which also contained ‘The Race’, the one track by which the pair are perhaps best known. This single is a lush romantic ballad, albeit with a rather sideways look at the subject, replete with heavenly choirs and typically impenetrable lyrics detailing a romantic drive with “Julie” who apparently “[lies] so much better when you drive a car”. A new entry here this week, on its way ultimately to a Number 23 peak. In a better world chart history would be littered with Yello smash hits, but in a sense I’m kind of glad that they remain a well kept secret to those of us who know of their talents.

“Of course I’m lying, but I think I love you.”

38: Roy Orbison – She’s A Mystery To Me

Great hypothetical questions of our time: Would the Big O’s comeback album ‘Mystery Girl’ have become quite the hit it was had the legendary sixties star not died just weeks before its release? Orbison’s passing at the tail end of 1988 was an even greater tragedy given that after years in the shadows he had not only returned to the limelight as one fifth of the travelling Wilburys but had an entire album of new material ready to roll, created and crafted by some of the biggest names in music. ‘You Got It’ was the first single released and it had become a deserved Top 10 hit at the start of 1989. The follow-up was the song that served as the inspiration for the album’s title, and it was in a word, stunning. Almost forgotten these days is the fact that ‘She’s A Mystery To Me’ was written by Bono and The Edge with Mr Hewson himself on production duties. Essentially it is a U2 ballad which just happens to have Orbison on lead vocals. With those credentials it would have been fair to assume that it was set to be another guaranteed smash, but for some reason the track was only a minor hit, peaking at 27 the week after this new entry. With many tracks in the can which never made it to the running order of the finished album, there was enough new Orbison material left over for him to still be having hits in 1992, four years after his passing. Is this where 2Pac got the idea?

37: Goodbye Mr MacKenzie – The Rattler

The one and only hit single (and one which had been three years in the making) for the Edinburgh group of whom great things were expected but which ultimately never really emerged. Essentially Runrig with less bagpipes and added cod-American accents, the group made FM friendly borders rock which the likes of DLT wanted you to love but to which the public (at least south of the border) remained indifferent to. Their greatest musical legacy – keyboard player and backing singer Shirley Manson whose later career was to turn out to be less Garbage (sorry) than that of her first band. Was the woodpecker sound effect in the instrumental breaks really necessary though?

Spotify whilst bereft of their studio work does have a live album from them available, so the version on the Spotify playlist is there for completeness rather than an exact representation of the version being bought at the time, sorry.

35: Only The Lonely – T’Pau

Oh Carol. Forever stuck in time as the ‘China In Your Hand’ group, T’Pau spent the next four years loudly insisting to the world that they were actually hardcore rockers and not the weedy balladeers that their most famous hit had pigeonholed them as. ‘Only The Lonely’ was the third single from “difficult” second album ‘Rage’ and was something of a chart comeback after previous single ‘Road To Our Dream’ had been swallowed by the Christmas market and missed the Top 40 altogether. I always thought this single was badly overlooked, treading a neat middle line between the screeching rock they wanted to perform and the intense balladry the public wanted to hear from them. More entertainingly the single version was a different mix from the album (which is frustratingly the only one on the Spotify catalogue), replacing organs with guitars on the basis that “they work better on American radio”, despite the fact that the States had lost interest in the two years previously. Following this minor hit they retreated to lick their wounds before mounting a mini-comeback two years later.

34: Brother Beyond – Can You Keep A Secret

Does everyone remember the Brother Beyond story? Can’t miss, Smash Hits friendly pop group who spent 1987 terminally hitless to the ever-mounting despair of their label who had invested thousands in them, but who had new life breathed into their career when they emerged the winners of a charity auction to have a single produced by Stock/Aitken/Waterman. After the Hit Factory fulfilled their side of the bargain with not one but two Top 10 hits ‘The Harder I Try’ and ‘He Ain’t No Competition’ in 1988 it was time to see if their own material could stand on its own two feet. ‘Be My Twin’ was a new year Top 20 hit and it was followed by this much improved remix of their last-chance-before-we-drop-you third single which had bombed out at Number 56 just over a year earlier. A Number 22 peak was as good as this got though and two flop albums later the dumper beckoned despite a late flowering of hope when ‘The Girl I Used To Know’ became a surprise US hit in 1990. Lead singer Nathan Moore was last seen as Lisa Scott-Lee’s manager on her MTV reality show, holding back the tears when it was suggested she best try her hand at Japan as nobody in Britain cared any more.

33: Transvision Vamp – Baby I Don’t Care

Another chart new entry and a track that went on to become a very famous hit single indeed. After a long overdue chart breakthrough in 1988 with ‘I Want Your Love’ and to a lesser extent ‘Revolution Baby’, post-punk rockers Transvision Vamp rode the coat tails of their photogenic lead singer Wendy James and kicked off the promotion of their most successful album ‘Velveteen’ with this commercial as it gets pop track. Everyone who heard it knew it was ‘1999’ mixed with ‘Louie Louie’ but somehow it didn’t matter, they had created and instant and for all we knew long-running party smash and would be milking the PRS returns from it for years. Strange then how you hardly hear it any more, but trust me at the time it sounded for all the world like the greatest record ever made and to this day is one of the defining musical sounds of the spring of 1989. Also of note: playing bass on the single is Dave Parsons who as a member of Bush would become a member of the most internationally successful British group of the 90s.

30: Paul Simpson featuring Adeva: Musical Freedom

Spring 1989 was the era of Deep House, which fused the original Chicago house sound with warmer funk and soul rhythms and proper melodies – ones which required actual singers to do them proper justice. Our first example on this chart is this all but forgotten hit from New York producer Paul Simpson, distinctive not just for Adeva’s acapella vocal introduction but also the “Move To The Left” spoken instructions gruffly intoned by what we must assume was Simpson himself. This was effectively Adeva’s second hit, hard on the heels of her rendition of Aretha Franklin’s ‘Respect’ which had been a hit just a few weeks beforehand.

29: Kym Mazelle: Got To Get You Back

An early and to be honest all but forgotten minor hit single for someone who I could safely describe in 2008 as “the future Celebrity Fit Club star” without worrying that it was a cultural reference which would sail over everyone’s heads four years later. Kym Mazelle hailed from Indiana and much was made at the time of her origins in the same small town of Gary which the Jackson family called home. By the same logic then I should become a TV reviewer as I live in the same town as Garry Bushell. This single charted on the back of Mazelle’s own chart breakthrough, a hit duet with Robert Howard on ‘Wait’ which had peaked at Number 7 a month before. As smooth and silky and radio-friendly as they come, believe it or not kids this was the height of R&B back then.

28: Holly Johnson – Americanos

Had it really come to this? The man who gleefully sang about doing rude things to other men and the futility of war, performing a cheesy (albeit slightly tongue in cheek and satirical) ditty about the joys of life Stateside? If there was indeed a deep political message in the lyrics, barely anyone noticed and indeed the ‘Blast’ album was all about the former Frankie Goes To Hollywood frontman playing with barely disguised glee at being the mainstream popstar you always suspected he wanted to be. This was his second solo hit and a worthy and equally massive hit followup to the glorious ‘Love Train’ which would go on to equal the Number 4 peak of its predecessor. Possibly the first ever single to mention Oreos, although as just about the only word in the English language to rhyme with the title it is hardly surprising.

26: The The – The Beat(en) Generation

To the surprise and delight of many, this first single in two years from Matt Johnson’s legendary ensemble became their first ever Top 20 hit and caused every fifteen year old I knew at the time to sing about being “reared on a diet of prejudice and misinformation”. Only 1994s re-recording of ‘This Is The Day’ beats this out as their biggest ever hit single. Is it wrong to admit I prefer ‘Infected’?

25: Roachford – Family Man

If you believe in the concept of “priority aritists” then Andrew Roachford was one. Nothing, I mean nothing, was going to prevent the soul-rock star from having his share of hits, even if that meant releasing them over and over again. After a series of flops, ‘Cuddly Toy’ finally became a Top 10 hit in early 1989, to be swiftly followed by this rather more understated but to my ears infinitely better single. To the frustration of everyone involved it still climbed no higher than the position we found it at on Easter Sunday. As a solo star, Roachford still records and performs to this day, even if it has now been a decade since he last tickled the charts.

22: Cult – Fire Woman

So to round off this rapid sprint through the lower end of the Top 40 this week, here is what is curiously enough the highest new entry pof the week. When first writing up this chart in 2008 I confessed I’d all but forgotten this single existed and the truth of the matter is the same holds true today. Whilst research tells me that it would go on to peak at Number 15, the first hit single for Bradford’s most famous rock export (sorry, Terrorvision but it’s true) since the memorable ‘Wild Flower’ in 1987, I’d be hard pressed to tell you what it sounds like but for the fact it is blasting out of the stereo as I write this. Maybe everyone was just keen to move on to the follow-up ‘Edie (Ciao Baby)’ which was hailed as an instant rock classic and we were was certain to be their biggest hit ever. It made Number 39.

Part One complete, although please don’t forget to check out the Spotify playlist which thus far has a pleasing 100% strike rate of these 23 year old hit singles and which is also recommended as it features most of the other tracks which were skipped by the chart show, including classics from Simple Minds, New Order and Texas.